Unexpected Surprises

One day in one particular classroom in Northern FL there were some crazy kids, and one tired teacher. She was at her whits end. Kids were hitting and kicking. Throwing toys. Running around the classroom, and causing a ruckus. These kids were infested with.....

DUN DUN DUN DUN...........

THE CRABBIES!!!!!!! (shriek here)

It was time for SUPER TEACHER!

She whipped out her red cape and leotard (practice procedure of course, because who doesn't look good in a skin tight leotard?!) and got to work. She roped all the kids into the center of the room.

AND..... (to the tune of the Goldfish song by the Laurie berkner band...)

Then they SHOOK their hair...

and they SHOOK their ears...

Then they Shook their tummys...

and they shook their very long kiddie beards.

They shook their noses.

and they shook their toeses...

and then they said.... I'm not crabby! I'm a good kid.... but they kept shaken!

Then they shook their tongues.

and they they shook their knees.

Then they shook their bottoms

like flying bees.

Then they shook their shoulders

and they shook their elbows...

and then they said... I'm ALL OUT OF CRABBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then the brave SUPER teacher got all those yellow itty bitty crabbies that live each of us from time to time and vacuumed them up. VROOM VROOM!!!!!!

THE ROOM WAS SAVED.

Kids were playing quietly at tables. Behaving at center time. Sharing toys. Using their manners! All thanks to SUPER TEACHER! So if you're ever in a classroom where those unmistakable crabbies take over your childrens bodies.. you know what to do.......... Just CALL

SUPER TEACHER...

AND....

Shake shake shake...

shake shake shake...

Shake your body!

Shake your body- baby!!!!!

*created in my school. Based of real life experiences. Implemented EVERY DAY. Illustrations done quickly via art time, with crayola crayons. Hope you enjoyed!