I get it!
You think I am desperate.
How you figured this out, is beyond me.
Do you read my blog?
Maybe you have some sort of Russian spy watching me play scrabble alone every night on my phone?
Are you hoping for a few steamy emails to file through the door some time soon?
Well trust me, I am not THIS desperate:
COME ON!
30's?
MAYBE!
50's?
That's my Dad's age!
At least title it "Hot steamy men who like desperate single mom bloggers!!"
Then maybe I'd take a peek.
Sincerely,
The one who likes them oldER, but not THAT old
p.s. While were at it, Thanks for realizing that I don't like women! Apparently lonely house wives, and single ladies like to come on to me.. Keep up the good work and continue to send those to my spam! Please, and THANK YOU!
19 comments:
Ha! You crack me up!! Thanks for the laugh. :)
Really though...why would they send you one for singles over 50?? Gross!
Why does this random ish happens only to you??? Seriously, the universe is holding something against you!
Maybe for the next giveaway you win, you'll get a 50 year old male stripper wearing an elephant trunk thong.
LOL this is too funny :)
You crack me up! My hotmail account always wants me to enlarge my male gentiles... but wait, I don't have male gentiles... I'm confused :)
Oh my gosh, you make me laugh!
I got an email today to my work address with the subject: "Healthy Thieves? Truck of Broccoli Disappears!"
ahahaahah...crazy....i see my name! teeeeheeee
That is SO funny!!!!!
I never get junk mail anymore...thank goodness. :)
Haha! That is too funny! And creepy...my Dad is in his late 50's!
Facebook keeps giving me ads for Christian singles... I don't think they've looked at my profile too carefully.
Ha ha oh my goodness... you're hilarious. Are you SURE you don't want a 50 y/o? ;-)
Hahah! This cracks me up! :) Thanks for bringing a good ol' fashioned laugh to my afternoon!
Sarah
That made me laugh! How funny! Hey, I get things in the mail from AARP. And that started 5 years ago when I turned 30!
I know a really nice 80 year old who is single. I'll introduce you. =)
LOL! That was hilarious. I get those too. I guess yahoo doesn't care that I'm MARRIED!!!
Oh my goodness, I just started getting these and I'm married! Ha! They drive me crazy.
Too funny! I wish that you could really send that to someone who works for yahoo... or whatever company the emails come from :)
A always, reading this made me smile!
Bwaahahah this made me cackle. Facebook would always post ads for engagement rings on the sidebar...i hated facebook every day until i got engaged lol
hahahahaha, you are so funny! i needed a laugh today, for sure.
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