There is a flipside to every coin. Heres mine:
I like sports :)
I won't bug you to turn off the game.
As long as you like my teams. If you don't.. well expect to sleep on the couch until AFTER baseball season.
Joe/Justin/Nick came before you!
I can drink a beer like its no body's biDness! ;)
Blame it on my semester in North Dakota, but I can tip back a few. I will also keep the fridge stocked.
Maybe after a few you wont realize I haven't shaved my legs? ;)
I don't mind if you leaves the toilet seat up..
as long as you cleans it :)
I kid.. I kid...
If I'm not doing the laundry, then I will have plenty of time to clean toilets. Or produce children to clean the toilets.
I think the second option sounds A LOT smarter. Is that why my Mama had five of us? (kidding ma!)
I HATE nick-nacks or potpori.
(I apologize if you do... to each their own!)
In fact the less things to dust or stink up the place the better!
This also goes back to my lack of cleaning, huh?
Okay I am not a terrible house keeper... I'd just prefer to not HAVE to do it.
Maybe we need a maid! Or wait.. the kids. I forgot about the kids...
I make terribly cute kids. (or kid..singular.) Kids that love their mommy and who I am positive will make great toilet cleaners, dishwashers, dusters, and vacuumers.. and if you're really lucky lawn mowers. :)
Think this makes up for everything else?
I think so, too! :)
Click on each picture to see the source!