My little lady :))))

So I have this Marilyn Monroe wig from college.

Its this blond classy-hot mess!

Its pretty much a Halloween whore.

Its made its rounds.

Now its retired to the kids dress up closet.

Today in a moment of boredom, I convinced Aidyn to put it on.

It was too funny!

So next I convinced him to:
A) Don the MM dress
B) Put on make up
C) Keep the wig on

He looked at himself in the mirror and said...

"YUCK!"

"What do you mean 'YUCK'?!" I asked him

"I look like a girl!" he said with obvious distaste

"Thanks a lot!" I scoffed "Now lets go show Grandma!"

I had to carry him up the stairs, but like the true showman he is, he played along.

He kept the wig and necklace on long enough for my mom to have a good laugh, then he threw the wig on the couch.

I made him put it back on to show his cousins.

Then he'd had enough!

He started pulling off the dress faster then a drunken college chick!
(I blame it on the blonde wig! lol just kidding!)

"NOOOOO!!! Keep it on! I want to take a picture and send it to your dad!"

"NO WAY! I am NOT wearing this girly stuff NO MORE!" He shouted at me.

"Why not?" I pleaded "Just a few more seconds!"

"No way!" he said firmly while trying to unknot the dress..

"Okay fine! I'll give you a piece of chocolate if you let me take your picture!"

His face changed..

"Okay. IF you let me pick my own treat from the candy bowl!"

He's becoming a hard bargainer

"Deal!"

So he stood there long enough for me to get one picture.

Then off with the clothes.

He couldn't get it off fast enough.

Then he begged me to take the make up off.

I did, and then I captured this video:



He is obviously traumatized!

ha ha..

but really, isn't that what childhood is for?

I mean I have to give him SOMETHING to talk with his future psychiatrist about, right?

P.s. This is TOTALLY going to be framed if he acts up as a teenager!