BAD DATE SIGNS!

SIGNS THAT ITS NOT GOING TO BE A GOOD DATE:

(all of which have happened to me!)

1. He informs you that the divorce has not gone through yet... But don’t worry it should be done soon!

2. You have to resort to playing hangman or tick tack toe because he refuses to talk!

3. He starts crying when he tells you about his ex girlfriend.

4. He asks you to unbutton a few more buttons on your blouse.

5. He invites you to be his date at his sisters wedding, but doesn’t tell you he is IN the wedding. Thus you have to sit with his family during the ceremony and reception. AND YOU’VE NEVER MET THEM BEFORE!!

6. He tells you that he is a vampire and he has set aside money to have his body frozen once he dies. Science will catch up one day!

7. He paints his toe nails black, and refuses to wear shoes that cover them. Thus the reason for wearing sandals in the middle of winter… in OMAHA, NEBRASKA!!

8. He says “So, are we going to have sex now?” right after you finish your meal.

9. He apologies for not having his "stang" and tells you that he is "Too sexy" for his rental car!

10. As you are climbing on to his motor cycle he says “If the cops try and pull us over, hang on. I’m not stopping.”

Once again...

People wonder why I'm single...